Main Squeeze Orchestra Calendar
Main Squeeze Orchestra 2005 Calendar Anything can happen all year round with your trusty, accordion-girl calendar stylishly noting the passage of time in your cubicle, your nightstand, your summer home, your car, your book bag, your pocketbook, your best friend's living room... Hell, you can wear it around your neck if you want; it'll still look good. Matter of fact, it's guaranteed to catapult you into the most desirable social circles and can even get you a cab in the rain on a Friday night, because when you buy a Main Squeeze Calendar you send a message to the Universe that you scoff in the face of adversity and embrace the unexpected.

Whatever happens in 2005, you're ready to meet it with style and an accordion for each month (3 in December). Please note, individual sex appeal is increased exponentially with every calendar purchase.

$10.99/calendar
$ 1.00/shipping
each calendar ships with stylish folding stand

Studio shots: Cindy Hwang (www.cyjophotography.com)
Location shots: Susan Hwang
Design: Charita Patamikakorn (www.koolgirlposse.com)
Photo re-touching: Scott Sanfratello, Shin Ono, Charita Patamikakorn

For more information or priority shipping, email Susan Hwang.